Shevek (shevek) wrote,
Shevek
shevek

Someone posted a "free water testing" sample bottle through our door. We are supposed to fill the bottle with our tap water and return it for testing. I assumed they were going to try to sell us a water filter, so I ignored it. However, I have (belatedly) decided on a strategy:

1. Fill the test bottle with good scotch (minimal investment).
2. Pretend ignorance for long enough to sell the house to the testing company for several million pounds.
3. Retire.
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