Today I was mostly rewriting my CV, with considerable help from a nice policeman. Hem hem. It is drastically improved, and I spent much of this evening turning as many words into links as possible. The trick to updating a CV is to go back over all the old jobs and increase your job title by one position. I invented several job titles, many of them containing the word "Consultant".
I now stand at least a slim chance of getting a job, possibly as a waitress?
I have also been doing a lot of work on Anarres::Mud::Driver, the most evil piece of source code I currently maintain (even including the apparently nondeterministic elements of the A2 core).