December 25th, 2010

silver corset

(no subject)

For anybody who needs a little help, or wants a good laugh, I made this poll. I'm quite curious to see what people's ranking of "badness" is (maybe overall ranking in a comment?) and I want some fun.

Mom, I'm ...

... gay.
0(0.0%)
... pregnant.
1(2.8%)
... gay and pregnant.
3(8.3%)
... in jail.
10(27.8%)
... in the army.
9(25.0%)
... dropping out of college.
3(8.3%)
... becoming a girl/boy/other.
1(2.8%)
... in a car crash, in your car.
6(16.7%)
... dating a Montague. (Or Capulet, etc as appropriate.)
3(8.3%)

(pause) No, it's OK, I'm only ...

... gay.
7(19.4%)
... pregnant.
6(16.7%)
... in jail.
8(22.2%)
... in the army.
6(16.7%)
... dropping out of college.
3(8.3%)
... becoming a girl/boy/other.
4(11.1%)
... in a car crash, in your car.
1(2.8%)
... dating a Montague. (Or as above.)
1(2.8%)


Did I miss anything important?

I wish you could answer a poll multiple times.