I noticed you had an event on the 28th March at the Trinity centre and wondered if you had thought about using Don't Panic flyer packs to promote the event? If you could get back to me i'd appreciate that.
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It seems unnecessary to point out that the 28th March is in the FUTURE, and that the following boilerplate made no suggestion of a return on the proposed significant investment.
At least the mail wasn't bulk generated.