I have now rescued my hair and I smell of kangaroo, as runningraindog once suggested. Earlier, I walked around the supermarket and everything I looked at made my stomach turn, until I encountered the back end of a fish, specifically a tuna, which I bought and ate nearly raw. (This inspired the silly question about fish.) I wish I'd bought more now.
Now I just have munchies, and fluff. I could do with something more solid, but I think I ate it all.