The only thing worse than late night right wing tv is repeat episodes of late night right wing tv. For those who want more ridiculous news, street sweeper sucks up dog and gun permit issued to baby. I'm sure I heard a story about a baby that shot itself, but I can't find it. In less interesting news, "severe exhaustion" is now a euphemism for "cocaine". No direct link for legal reasons.
In summary: tl;dr.