Shevek (shevek) wrote,

I have the crappiest bicycle in town. It's so crappy I don't even get security checked when I arrive at the supermarket. Last time I came here, I used roller skates to get to town but that wouldn't be practical now, there are too many rocket craters in the road. On the upside, this means the mayor is busy laying new tarmac, and hasn't yet gotten around to rebuilding so many of the speed humps which are colloquially named after him.
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